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Jul. 21st, 2020

kissy

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :)

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Mar. 7th, 2020

kissy

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LOCKEDD>>

The shit you hear about me might be true but then
again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.

 


*Comment & you'll be considered.

        


Aug. 17th, 2009

kissy

(no subject)

I have officially moved. No worries though my loves ; as I've added all of you. :) 

Add me back ?? <3 !

MOVED TO : 

[info]onelove_xx 


May. 4th, 2009

kissy

636

[info]fully_baked

Mar. 28th, 2009

kissy

623

im still laying here waiting for his call.. oh babyboii, the tangled web i weave. i pray that through all of this you truly understand how i feel for you.. just one smile&you could change all of my world, we share the same soul <3 :) yeep, i may be smashed but i know what i feel for him. i cant even explain it, though. ugh, why does absolutely everything in my life have to be so hard? this equasion is actually very simple.. i dont know how much more i can endure.. im exhausted, honestly.

May. 6th, 2008

kissy

586 && I really hope alot of you do this :o)

 IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal!
 





In here!! )


 

Jul. 27th, 2007

kissy

570 xxx I smoked with a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs!!! You know ;o)

This is a facebook thing, but I couldn't figure out how to make a note & post it on facebook. I really don't think I like that site. I don't know how to do anything, I barely ever use it... less than I use my poor el jay, so what does that tell you? ANYWAY... I thought this was fucking funny, so comment me on what yours is so I can love you for life. 
K& GGOOO!!!


pick the month you were born in

1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a pickle
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - an orange
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 -the kool-aid man
16 - a bag of shit
17 - your mom
18 - a dog
19 - a jew
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a french fry
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - my ex
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Apr. 8th, 2007

kissy

557

Pimpin my sexy bitch twin. No joke. Add her!! [info]katilynn123

Mar. 18th, 2007

kissy

550

What the fuck is up, yo? I'm loadeedd! hahaha. Yess, son!! 

Drinking blue sourpuss, smokin some jizoints. :o) All is nice in the world. 

Not so much to say, I just felt like updating anyway. 

Ummm, I guess I could tell you about my day. I stayed at Mitch's last night after the bars. We didn't go to bed until like 7am & then I was up at 9am (as usual after a night of getting trashed)  But I went back to bed & didn't get up until 1 or 2pm. Mitch had to be to work at 4, so we headed into town. Mitch bought me a new outfit to wear out tonight, which was mint. I look hot. :o) You know it. Moving on, after that I chilled at the mall for a bit by myself, then headed to Brittany's. Visited with her & her baby Owen, who is too cute for words. Mitch came to pick me up at 7pm then we headed up to Anthony's. Went to MacDonalds for something to eat (I got nuggets&fries :o)!!) waited forever for Craig to meet me. Steven tried to come hang out with everyone I was like eehhh, cuz nobody wanted me to invite him up. I felt bad. But yea... met Craig, met up with my sister & Theresa (who are also drinking tonight) liquor store, & Big Ben's... then back up to Anthony's to get our drunk on. Now I'm drunk, & stoned & everyone is waiting for me to be finished so we can smoke another jizzoint & walk up to the store for pizza burgers. 

Word. It took me god damn forever to type this becuase I have about 10 shots in me & 4 or 5 drinks so I have to keep going back a million times to fix all the typos or you fuckers would have no god damn clue what the fuck I'm saying. Which is nothing much anyway. 

Yea, fuckers. I'm headed to the god damn store to get some god damn pizza burgers because I'm god damn hungry & that's all there is to that shizit. Yo. 

I don't know why the fuck I gave you a detaile update on what I did today, I guess I just had nothing else to say && I wanted to update anyway. 

I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPPY FUCKING ST. PATRICKS DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU IRISH MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOADEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Mother fuck I'm Irish & I got a fucking clover tat on my tit & my left cheek... fucking ass cheek!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. They're only fake tatoos that we got at Hermans last night. I made Mitch lick the one on my ass to make it stick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm a dirty bitch & I fucking love it. Jk. I ain't dirty. Well only in a good way. You know what the fuck I"m sayin mother fuck, I'm loaded. You can't hold me accountable for the shit that falls out of my mouth! Yo! 

I guess that's fucking it though, yo. Cuz I ain't got shit else to say && Anthony made fucking tacos. So I'mma get5 all my shit up in those. You know what I'm sayin, yo. 

Love your favorite lj'r,  (Dont lie, I know that I'm big time fanfucktastic--BT TASTIC MOTHER FUCKKKKKKK!!!----) 
Crystal :o) <3!!! 

Dec. 13th, 2006

kissy

Boredom at work/ANNOYEDD!!

You would sers. make my LIFE if you would email me the cache number for livejournal to Crystal_Ramsey@stream.com. If I have the cache file I can use livejournal on my work computer, but you can't get the cache number off work computers. Go figure.

Someone PLEASSEE email this to me in the next hour?? I'll love you FOREVER!

PS> I'm aware that I owe you guys a real update. It's coming soon. Promise. The sooner I get a cache number, the sooner I can start updating my lj again =)

K&GOOOOOOOO!

Nov. 16th, 2006

kissy

Too cute. Mitchie+Crystal=Perfection!

Never Date a Scorpio
Jealous, paranoid, and possessive - deep down, your Scorpio will never trust you. And even if you are very trust worthy person, Scorpio's paranoia may drive you to act out. Instead try dating: Aries, Gemini, Libra, or Sagittarius
This is too cute, because I'm a Scorpio and I know I'd never be able to date someone exactly like myself lol and the first suggestion is Aries, which is Mitch's sign. Aww <3! I always knew we fit perfectly together though. Everything I lack he makes up for, and I'm the kick of reality=Mitch&Crystal completely! lol.

Nov. 15th, 2006

kissy

Pimpin' ain't easy!

LISTEN UP!!

Everyone needs to go right now and add my sister Kate. [info]katilynn123

Oct. 11th, 2006

kissy

Pimpin a hotass.

Pimpin------>> [info]051504 cuz she's a sexy bitch and needs some cool new friends.  ADD HERRRR!

Oct. 2nd, 2006

kissy

Ciao.

Okay, so I went ahead and did the friends cut a day early. If you think you were wrongfully deleted you can comment on this entry, but I'm guessing most of you won't. Not all of you that I kept commented, but the good majority of you did. Those who didn't comment and are still here I just wasn't able to see go, because you've all been on my friends list for a long time. And, I do understand that you all have busy lives and probably just didn't see the post.

In any case. I highly doubt I'll be taking any new friends but comment on the friends page and I'll consider it.


Crystal

Sep. 29th, 2006

kissy

CUT>>straight thru the bullshit.

I hate to be a pain in the ass but I'm doing a friends cut. Apparently, I don't have as many friends as I thought I did so I just want to cut straight through the bullshit now. Stick with me, or just go your own way.. either it's your choice, but make it now and comment on this post stating that you wanna stick by me or no hard feelings and you'll be deleted Monday morning.

I'm giving the deadline until Monday morning because I know alot of you are busy and I don't do friends cuts often but it's just to the point now where if you're not *really* a close friend, why are you even on board?

I'm going through so many changes in my life right now and I'm just so confused about everything that I actually need my "friends" to be there for me and support me, so I want it very clear right now who those friends are.

Thanks in advance guys. And there's absolutely no hard feelings if you don't comment. Everyone who does not comment no this entry will be deleted, even if I reallyyyy love you. lol. But for those few if I do delete you because you didn't comment I'll post it in your lj just to make sure you saw this post.

Peace out.
Crystal.

Jul. 25th, 2006

kissy

(no subject)

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:
5.2
Mind:
5.8
Body:
4.8
Spirit:
5.5
Friends/Family:
5
Love:
7.7
Finance:
2.3
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Jul. 23rd, 2006

kissy

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Jun. 23rd, 2006

kissy

(no subject)

i have so much to say i could write a book, & not a short one. i feel like screaming. everything is caving & i don't have a single person to turn to. once again, just me. standing on my own. 

i don't even know what to say. where to begin. i really need to get the internet when i get back on my feet man, i miss lj so much. whatever though. when i do get back i have a feeling that i'll either move to another journal & tell a select few or just cut a shit load of ppl off this. 

i try to find the time to update & when i do usually no one comments... sooooo, lol. that makes me feel missed to the maxx. but i know you're all busy like me, & are out living lives instead of lacking one & having all the time in the world to write about it. 

i'm taking a disapearing act soon. why is it that thats so difficult for me? it doesn't matter how inconspicious i am, everyone seems to point me out in a crowd. whatever though. 


i need to get my headd checkkkkkkeeed. 

& i'm done bitching about it. 


congrats to all the ppl that i was supposed to graduate with this year that actually did graduate. go you.

i need a fucking joint. 

peace the fuck out.

Jun. 1st, 2006

kissy

(no subject)

I'll probably only get a few minutes to update because I'm babysitting & everyone is gone out. Jaden won't go for a nap so I just put him in the playpen next to me & he's playing with his toys for a minute, but he probably won't want to be in there for long. 

I'm doing okay. There's always tons going on in my life. Whitney told me last night my house was like a soap opera or like the surreal life. She's right though. I have alot going on in my head right now & I really don't know what I'm doing about anything at this point. There's a possibility of my moving to Calgary (Bahm) in like 15 days. I don't know. It's a great opportunity but I'm not sure if I'll be ready in time or not. It won't be hard for me to find work down there though & it'll definitly be a new experience. Keep that on the down lo though, because I'm not quite sure about it yet. I have somewhere to stay up there though & I'd be paying like 60 a month in rent, plus groceries. Even if I don't have a job going out there, I have a garunteed place to live & my rent paid + groceries for the first month. & no doubt I can find a job within a month of being out there. 

What else?  Ugh. Mitch & I are doing better. There was a blow up last night & I got way too riled up for my own good but everything ended well I guess. But Sasha's probably pretty pissed @ me right now, & thats good enough for her. I don't really give a shit. She can be so childish it makes me want to pull my hair out. I feel like I'm raising a 16 year old + soon they'll be a little baby involved. I'm thinking that in the end I'll be helping her find a place of her own to live once the baby is born & for better or for worse I'll stick with Mr. Steven. 

Speaking of a Mr. Stevens. WOW. Found out a few nights ago a certain someone likes me. That completely fucking blew me away. But it's hot. He's MINT. Sucky part being, I can't do shit all about it. I have a boyfriend, & he's not entirely my type. Even if he is fucking gorgeous. For better or worse, I think I'll always have my boo. I'mma stay with him & stick this shit out, even if he does make me furious at times.  I know that I love him & he loves me, he's treated me better than anyone I've ever been with. At the same time he can make me feel pretty shitty about myself, but I'm sure I have the ability to do the same to him. Iunno, we have a very different relationship now.. but I'd never dream of cheating on him. If I was going to do anything with anyone else I'd just tell him & break it off. But, it obviously doesn't matter who wants to get with me cuz I'm still stayin' with Mitch. But, dammmn.. if I were single. :P It's always the taken girls that get the most men crushin'. Theres def. alot of men in my life... but only one I'm true to. I just realized absolutely none of you will have a fucking clue what I'm talking about right now... so moving on. 

Haven't had my period in a little bit. Uh huh. Not so impressed with that. 

Jaden's getting fussy again though & won't let me put him down. If he goes for a nap later I'll be back. If not peace the fuck out ladies.

~Cris

May. 23rd, 2006

kissy

{{{Scratched & bruised...a little used...but baby I work fine}}}

So, I guess I'll give you all a little update. I did make a new diary, but I never started using it because right after that post I couldn't get to the internet after that up until now. 

Hopefully I'm getting the internet soon. & If not, it will only be another few months & I'll be back to school. Yea, I'm going back. No one is going to be there really. But fuck em'. 

Alots happened to me lately, but I'm not dwelling on it in the least. I've cried, felt, been lied to, lied to someone, cheated, stolen, abused, hollard, & I'm still kickin & well. 

Mitch & I are doing better. Which is good. We still have alot of work to do though. 

I'm moving in the next few days. Going home soon to start packing. :) YAYY. I'm excited. It's a bit smaller, but alot cheaper & I'll never be late for class again. lol. We're just fucking off on my landlord because he's never put us on a lease. & he doesn't have my new phone number. He has Mitch's cellphone, but that's it & I won't be answering his cell any time soon so *shrugs* hah. 

Sasha moved in with me. :) & She asked me to be godmother of her baby the other day. I'm excited. She due Oct 26. HOLY SHIT. I cannot believe I forgot what that day used to be. Wow. Thats creepy. That used to be Anthony & my anniversary. But she's aiming for Whitney's birthday on the 28th. I wanted her to aim for mine November 3rd but then I'd be the in the hospital not out drinking, so I said Whitney could have that day. lol. jk. 

What else? Werd, so much has happened I don't even know where to start. Half of my "real" friends, don't even have a clue whats been going on in my life but it's all good. I miss you guys. "Hard times in the maritimes" lmao. "I'm SLOPPY" 

I'm partying it up. Living it up. Real tears, no fears. 



I have a new tattoo, that you guys haven't seen. 


Tiggy is awesome. He's HUGE now. We have a newer addition to our little family tree. & His name is Simbah. Formly known as NALA. I thought I had a brand new baby girl, to make my big brother/little sister family complete (yes, I'm still talking about my cats) but oh no, Nala infact was a Simbah... another baby boy. The only two men I need in life.

Anyway ladies, leave me some love cuz I'm out. Until next time.... Peaceeeee out. 
& on that note, here's some Lil' Tiggaboo.



















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