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Jul. 21st, 2020


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Mar. 7th, 2020





The shit you hear about me might be true but then
again it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.


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Feb. 26th, 2011


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 As you may have guessed - this journal has become an alter ego for me. 

Anything prior to this is drivel that I've left behind without a second thought. I had it pretty rough throughout the duration of my childhood .. however, since I've been making the utmost best of my present & future. Loving life with the love of my life & all that goodness :) 

I can't be bothered to go back & erase or privatize everything I've written. The urge is there since I feel that I'm no longer the same angsty child.  Irregardless from here on out this will only be an alternate for me to post things of a naughtier nature, that not everyone else on my friends list is privy to.

If I've added you here & you wish to be added to my actual journal, it would take careful consideration but it is plausible. However the purpose of this journal will never bleed over into my day to day postings. 

Yet, you're welcome to enjoy whatever erratic posting there may be! 

Aug. 17th, 2009


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I have officially moved. No worries though my loves ; as I've added all of you. :) 

Add me back ?? <3 !

May. 4th, 2009




Mar. 28th, 2009



im still laying here waiting for his call.. oh babyboii, the tangled web i weave. i pray that through all of this you truly understand how i feel for you.. just one smile&you could change all of my world, we share the same soul <3 :) yeep, i may be smashed but i know what i feel for him. i cant even explain it, though. ugh, why does absolutely everything in my life have to be so hard? this equasion is actually very simple.. i dont know how much more i can endure.. im exhausted, honestly.

May. 6th, 2008


586 && I really hope alot of you do this :o)

 IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, if you're more of a lurker, or if we already know everything about each other.

BE HONEST! Answer the questions in a comment, then repost on your own journal!


Jul. 27th, 2007


570 xxx I smoked with a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs!!! You know ;o)

This is a facebook thing, but I couldn't figure out how to make a note & post it on facebook. I really don't think I like that site. I don't know how to do anything, I barely ever use it... less than I use my poor el jay, so what does that tell you? ANYWAY... I thought this was fucking funny, so comment me on what yours is so I can love you for life. 

pick the month you were born in

1 - I cuddled with
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I banged
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I ate out
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - a pickle
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - an orange
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 -the kool-aid man
16 - a bag of shit
17 - your mom
18 - a dog
19 - a jew
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - an easter egg
23 - a french fry
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - my ex
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the oompa loompas told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs

Apr. 8th, 2007



Pimpin my sexy bitch twin. No joke. Add her!! katilynn123

Mar. 18th, 2007



What the fuck is up, yo? I'm loadeedd! hahaha. Yess, son!! 

Drinking blue sourpuss, smokin some jizoints. :o) All is nice in the world. 

Not so much to say, I just felt like updating anyway. 

Ummm, I guess I could tell you about my day. I stayed at Mitch's last night after the bars. We didn't go to bed until like 7am & then I was up at 9am (as usual after a night of getting trashed)  But I went back to bed & didn't get up until 1 or 2pm. Mitch had to be to work at 4, so we headed into town. Mitch bought me a new outfit to wear out tonight, which was mint. I look hot. :o) You know it. Moving on, after that I chilled at the mall for a bit by myself, then headed to Brittany's. Visited with her & her baby Owen, who is too cute for words. Mitch came to pick me up at 7pm then we headed up to Anthony's. Went to MacDonalds for something to eat (I got nuggets&fries :o)!!) waited forever for Craig to meet me. Steven tried to come hang out with everyone I was like eehhh, cuz nobody wanted me to invite him up. I felt bad. But yea... met Craig, met up with my sister & Theresa (who are also drinking tonight) liquor store, & Big Ben's... then back up to Anthony's to get our drunk on. Now I'm drunk, & stoned & everyone is waiting for me to be finished so we can smoke another jizzoint & walk up to the store for pizza burgers. 

Word. It took me god damn forever to type this becuase I have about 10 shots in me & 4 or 5 drinks so I have to keep going back a million times to fix all the typos or you fuckers would have no god damn clue what the fuck I'm saying. Which is nothing much anyway. 

Yea, fuckers. I'm headed to the god damn store to get some god damn pizza burgers because I'm god damn hungry & that's all there is to that shizit. Yo. 

I don't know why the fuck I gave you a detaile update on what I did today, I guess I just had nothing else to say && I wanted to update anyway. 

I love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mother fuck I'm Irish & I got a fucking clover tat on my tit & my left cheek... fucking ass cheek!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. They're only fake tatoos that we got at Hermans last night. I made Mitch lick the one on my ass to make it stick. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm a dirty bitch & I fucking love it. Jk. I ain't dirty. Well only in a good way. You know what the fuck I"m sayin mother fuck, I'm loaded. You can't hold me accountable for the shit that falls out of my mouth! Yo! 

I guess that's fucking it though, yo. Cuz I ain't got shit else to say && Anthony made fucking tacos. So I'mma get5 all my shit up in those. You know what I'm sayin, yo. 

Love your favorite lj'r,  (Dont lie, I know that I'm big time fanfucktastic--BT TASTIC MOTHER FUCKKKKKKK!!!----) 
Crystal :o) <3!!! 

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